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中外最精彩的43条神回复,笑得根本停不下来,哈哈哈哈哈

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中外最精彩的43条神回复,笑得根本停不下来,哈哈哈哈哈

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中国哪里的姑娘最漂亮?

Where can you find the most beautiful girls in China?

微信朋友圈

WeChat Moments

中外最精彩的43条神回复,笑得根本停不下来,哈哈哈哈哈

02

请给出一句很有内涵的诗句

Please name a thought-provoking sentence from a poem.

一懒众衫小

Once lazy, all your clothes get smaller.

03

如何理解“穷不是一种状态”?

What's the meaning of 'poverty is not a certain situation'?

穷是一种常态

It's the common situation.

04

问世上不会游泳的动物是?

What animals on earth can not swim?

媳妇和妈

Your wife and your mother.

05

如果被车撞飞10米远,,

爬起来之后说什么最帅?

What is the coolest thing to say after you got hit by a car and managed to stand up again?

下一辆

Next!

06

妈,我是你的什么?

Mother, what am I to you?

妈的智障

My karma.

07

为什么前女友还会一直关注我呢?

What could be the reason that my ex still follows me on social networks?

知道你过得不好我也就放心了

Knowing that you still mess everything up makes my day.

中外最精彩的43条神回复,笑得根本停不下来,哈哈哈哈哈

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