为什么打群架的时候
普遍会脱掉上衣？
Why do people usually take off their clothes when starting a gang fight?
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假如脱掉裤子的话
总觉得有哪里不对，气氛怪怪的
Because it would be weird to take off your pants.
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怎么反驳“你行你上啊”的逻辑？
How should I respond to 'You can you up'?
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我评论个鸡蛋不好吃，还得自己下个蛋啊？
So I need to lay an egg to criticize an egg's flavor?
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如何一个月减肥40斤？
By what means can I lose 20 kilograms in a month?
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截肢
Amputation.
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怎样含蓄地表达
「我已经被收买了」
How can I subtly suggest that I've been compromised?
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我说句公道话……
Let me say this impartially...
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为什么你长痘痘？
Why do you have pimples?
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因为我可爱得冒泡
Because I'm just bubble-bubbly cute.
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打雷的时候关窗户有用吗？
Does it work to close the window when it's thundering outside?
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没用的，我试过了
关了窗雷一样在打
No, it won't. I've tried.
It was still thundering outside after I closed the window.
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你见过哪些概率极小极小的事件？
What extremly-small-probability event have you witnessed?
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20道完形填空，全错
Done a cloze test of 20 questions
with 0 answer right.
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妹子还书的时候夹了一张面巾纸
什么意思？
What does a girl mean when she return your book but with a facial tissue in it?
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说明你对人家有意思
This means you are paying extra attention to her.
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两千元人民币，想出国穷游
可以去哪些国家？
To which country can I do a budget travel with 2,000 RMB?
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秦鲁齐蜀韩郑魏楚赵燕吴等等...
For example,
all the ancient countries that used to be China.
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