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中外最精彩的43条神回复,笑得根本停不下来,哈哈哈哈哈(5)

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别去

Don't go.

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等我瘦了就回来找你

I'll come back for you when I get slim.

如果你不想见我,其实可以直说

You can level with me if you don't want to see me.

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有史以来最伟大的虚构人物是谁?

Who is the greatest fictional character in history?

别人家的小朋友

Someone else's child.

35

你看看别人家的男朋友

都是吃女朋友吃剩下的饭!!!

Look at other girls' boyfriends. They eat their grilfriends' leftover.

那你倒是给我剩点啊

Sounds as if you ever left any over.

36

为什么秀恩爱通常选择在中午?

Why do people always show off their relationships at noon?

因为早晚会有报应

Because sooner or later karma will come to them.

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请用一个词来形容你的男朋友

Please use one word to describe your boyfriend.

哪?

Where?

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被人追了怎么拒绝?

How do I successfully reject someone who is pursuing me?

接地卸妆

Remove your makeup, right now, right there.

39

为了让你好好学习,父母都给过你什么?

What did your parents give you to make you study harder?

这张脸

This face.

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参观一个世界奇观时

你最想了解哪些信息?

What do you want to know the most when you visit a World Wonder?

这附近有什么好吃的吗?

What can I find to eat around there?

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我要如何才能显得很高冷?

How can I look high-end and cool?

搬去喜马拉雅

Move to the Himalayas.

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为什么有的男生追女生追到一半不追了?

Why do some boys give up half-way pursuing a girl?

你倒是给个进度条啊

Why don't you display a progress bar?

中外最精彩的43条神回复,笑得根本停不下来,哈哈哈哈哈(5)

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为什么在洗完澡之后

有些人会觉得自己变漂亮了?

Why do some people find themselves prettier after they take a shower?

脑子进水了

The brain has water damage.

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