I've been single for 22 years.
Which 2 years are you suggesting?
25
地球外面那一层叫什么？
How do you call the outside layer of Earth?
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香飘飘奶茶
Xiang Piao Piao milk tea.
26
要是在古代
姐的颜值能撑起整个青楼
Back in the ancient times, a face like mine can hold a whole brothel.
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你是说你长得像柱子吗？
You mean you look like a pillar?
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很高兴为你服务
I'm glad to be at your service.
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你高兴得太早了
You'll find out you got glad too fast.
28
北冥有鱼，其名为鲲
Once in the northern sea, there was a fish and people called it Kun.
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众人食之，完
And people ate it.
The end.
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妈，我能看电视吗？
Mom, can I watch the television?
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当然可以啊，只要不打开就行
Of course you can, as long as it's turned off.
30
你得揣摩出题人的意图
You need to understand why they set this question in the first place.
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他想我死
They want me dead.
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你知道吗？你最终会变成你讨厌的人
You know what? You eventually become someone you loathe.
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借你吉言，我讨厌有钱人
Thanks, I loathe people who are rich.
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国庆去北京旅游有什么好建议吗？
Gonna be traveling in Beijing during the National Day vacation. Any suggestion?
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